the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

skeletaltales:

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